I’ve Never

Posted by on Feb 7, 2013 in Humor | 6 comments

Have y’all played that drinking game where you say, “I’ve never…” and then you say something outlandish and everyone who has done that outlandish thing has to take a drink?  You haven’t?  Well, you should because it’s pretty fun and really darn funny.

I’m gonna play “I’ve never” with you.  If you’re reading and you need to take a drink because it’s something you’ve done, leave me a comment!

  • I’ve never played hooky from school.
  • I’ve never driven through a desert.
  • I’ve never sung karaoke in public.
  • I’ve never skateboarded.
  • I’ve never run a race.
  • I’ve never dated a guy younger than me.
  • I’ve never been out of the country.
  • I’ve never mooned anyone.
  • I’ve never painted the exterior of a house.
  • I’ve never climbed a mountain.
  • I’ve never worn a tube top after puberty.
  • I’ve never smoked anything.
  • I’ve never had a one-night stand.

So there’s my “I’ve never” list.  Except that one of these is a lie.  Can you guess which one?  Hmmm…  How well do you know me?

6 Comments

  1. Samantha Brinn Merel February 7, 2013

    I love this game! Except when we used to play it at camp, it was exponentially more dirty than these questions :)
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    • IASoupMama February 7, 2013

      Of course it was! But I can’t do that here, now can I? My mother-in-law is my most consistent reader…

      So which one have I actually done? Any guesses?

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  2. Stephanie February 8, 2013

    I laughed out loud at the mooning one. What does it say about me that I hope that that’s the lie?
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    • IASoupMama February 10, 2013

      Ha! It is the lie. I have, in fact, shown a full moon before…

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  3. Stacie @ Snaps and Bits February 8, 2013

    OK, I’d be really drunk since I’ve done more than half of these things! Did you paint a house?
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    • IASoupMama February 10, 2013

      Nope, never painted a house. I’m a boring gal…

      Reply

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